I have been thinking a bit about others. This time of season Santa is usually front and center in my concerns.
I've come to realize that Santa is fat man. My assumption with him carrying all that extra weight and binge eating cookies he may be suffering from at least a mild case of heart disease. This is a serious condition for a man of this great importance. A heart condition can quickly deteriorate into a disabiling condition. Especially with all of his work and strenuous activity coming up in a few nights. I'd hate to think that we could have a hand in Santa's heart attack due to being over worked.
Today I texted mom about my concerns about Santa's health and suggested that tonight she should be a very naughty girl when I get home. That way Santa would have one less house to visit and that would lessen his stress and workload.
We should all do our part to help Santa.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
7 comments:
Dad,
You are going to get a lump of coal for your impure thoughts!!
And you are probably going to start a new "tradition" among the men bloggers;)
So I take it you are feeling better, the antibiotics worked....
Annette, I am feeling better, far from 100% but I'm am healthy enough to begin causing trouble again.
I am glad you are feeling healthy enough for those impure thoughts. Merry Christmas.
LOL--Santa's little helper will do what she can!
Glad to see you're back to your old self. Merry Christmas to you & Mom & the rest of your family.
Bloody santa!
I just dropped by to wish you a very merry Xmas and a fantastic New Year
;-)
Post a Comment